Ontological

Definition

Related to existence or being—academic terminology for 'what is real?' that makes philosophy papers 150% more confusing.

Example Usage

The ontological status of abstract objects remained unresolved after 200 pages of academic debate.

Origin

From Greek 'onto-' (being) and '-logia' (study of)

Fun Fact

Using 'ontological' instead of 'regarding existence' doesn't clarify your argument but does make you sound smarter.

Source: Metaphysics and Philosophy terminology

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