off-cycle review

Definition

An unscheduled performance evaluation that either means you're getting promoted immediately or fired quickly. The suspense is the worst part.

Example Usage

My manager scheduled an off-cycle review, and I've been stress-eating ever since because it could go either way.

Source: Performance management systems

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