musicology

Definition

The scholarly study of music that transforms a beloved hobby into an academic discipline complete with dissertation requirements. Musicologists analyze what makes great music great, then write about it in language that makes music seem terrible.

Example Usage

The musicology conference featured presentations on Renaissance polyphony and contemporary film scores.

Source: Merriam-Webster; academic and musical terminology

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