Holistic Education

Definition

An approach to education that nurtures the whole student -- mind, body, and spirit -- mostly because the mind alone wasn't generating enough tuition revenue. It sounds spiritual because it requires a leap of faith to believe it works.

Example Usage

"Our holistic education program develops the complete person, which is why your art history class now includes mandatory yoga and journaling about your feelings toward the Renaissance."

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