McGillicutty

Definition

A completely useless and clueless coworker, especially one who is irrelevant and incompetent at their job. Named after a stock character from mid-century TV used to describe bumbling idiots, this term is perfect for that guy staring blankly at the wall while tasks pile up.

Example Usage

What is Derek McGillicutty doing? I told him to move those boxes an hour ago and he's still just standing there.

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