malware

Definition

Software that's basically the digital equivalent of food poisoning—it gets into your system and wreaks havoc while you wonder what you clicked to deserve this. Hackers design these delightful programs to steal your data, hijack your computer, or just generally ruin your day. It's the reason IT departments send those annoying "don't click suspicious links" emails that everyone ignores.

Example Usage

The company's entire network was compromised after an employee accidentally downloaded malware disguised as a PDF invoice.

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runtime

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