Makeout May

Definition

An internet challenge month where the goal is to makeout with as many people as possible throughout May. Basically a hornier, less destructive cousin of Destroy Dick December.

Example Usage

My friends are doing Makeout May and I'm just here eating ice cream and judging their life choices.

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