Hair condiments

Definition

A delightfully confused way of referring to shampoo and conditioner, as if your shower routine involves dressing a salad. Proof that not everyone aced their vocabulary tests.

Example Usage

I need to pick up some hair condiments from the store—my hair's been looking like a haystack.

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