lipstick on a pig

Definition

Overkill or excessive effort that crosses ethical or practical boundaries; putting cosmetic fixes on something fundamentally flawed instead of addressing the core problem. It's like applying makeup to a pig—you're missing the point entirely.

Example Usage

Adding fancy graphics to a broken app is just lipstick on a pig; you need to fix the actual code.

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