lawsuit

Definition

The civilized alternative to settling disputes with pitchforks and torches, where disagreeing parties ask a judge (and possibly a jury) to decide who's right using an absurdly expensive process involving lawyers, paperwork, and years of your life. It's basically formalized arguing with filing fees. The grown-up version of 'I'm telling Mom' except Mom wears a robe and has a gavel.

Example Usage

The company faced a lawsuit from customers claiming the 'waterproof' phones weren't actually waterproof.

Source: Common legal terminology

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