Lager log

Definition

The suspiciously smooth and frictionless bowel movement that results from heavy alcohol consumption, gliding through water with unnatural grace. Nature's way of reminding you why moderation exists.

Example Usage

After that whiskey bender, I'm expecting a lager log situation in the morning.

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