KNMM

Definition

A middle manager who achieved their position through sheer luck, political maneuvering, or simply not being fired yet—armed with no actual competence, decision-making ability, or understanding of the work they oversee. They're the bureaucratic void between leadership and reality.

Example Usage

Our department is stuck because the KNMM in charge won't approve any budget changes and can't explain why.

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