jabroni

Definition

A loudmouthed talking head or blowhard who confidently spouts opinions that are completely wrong—popularized on ESPN's 'Around the Horn' as a way to call out journalists without directly naming them. It's become a universal way to describe someone who's absolutely full of it.

Example Usage

That sports commentator is such a jabroni; he predicted the wrong team would win every single game last season.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jabroni&defid=719261)

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