indwelling catheter

Definition

A tube that lives inside your body (usually in your bladder) to drain fluids when normal bodily functions have gone on strike. The medical device that makes patients immediately reconsider all their life choices that led to this moment.

Example Usage

The patient has an indwelling catheter because monitoring output is easier than cleaning up after incontinence, though neither option is glamorous.

Origin

Medical device terminology combining 'indwelling' (residing within) with 'catheter' (from Greek 'kathienai' meaning 'to send down')

Fun Fact

Indwelling catheters are a leading cause of hospital-acquired urinary tract infections, which is why hospitals are constantly trying to remove them ASAP.

Source: Nursing and urology terminology

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