incompetence

Definition

The professional superpower nobody advertises on LinkedIn—a spectacular inability to execute tasks despite having the resources, training, or job title suggesting otherwise. Often observed in middle management and frequently rewarded with promotions.

Example Usage

His incompetence was breathtaking; he managed to miss every deadline while somehow looking busy.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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