hockey hair

Definition

The mullet hairstyle, specifically as sported by 1980s hockey players who pioneered the 'business in front, party in back' aesthetic. Named because the cut vaguely resembles the contours of a hockey helmet and because approximately 87% of NHL players rocked this look. A Canadian cultural export we can never return.

Example Usage

His playoff beard was impressive, but the real commitment was growing out that hockey hair all season.

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