Heavy Loafting

Definition

The refined art of maximizing your couch-bound laziness while extremely intoxicated; when literally anything—including easy money—feels impossibly difficult because you're too stoned to function.

Example Usage

I was supposed to make a quick $500 today but I'm heavy loafting and can't even convince myself to stand up.

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