Definition

A mysterious lint-and-hair ball that forms in your dryer and somehow teleports directly into your clothing, creating an unsettling lump or phantom tickle sensation until you discover it mid-fold. Nature's way of reminding you that laundry day is never truly over.

Example Usage

I was folding my clothes when a hair spider the size of a quarter fell out and gave me an existential crisis.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hair%20spider&defid=18719045)

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