grind

Definition

The specific coarseness or fineness level at which coffee beans are pulverized—basically your gatekeeper between 'delicious espresso' and 'muddy disappointment.' Get this wrong and your morning ritual becomes a cautionary tale.

Example Usage

The barista adjusted the grind to a medium-fine consistency for the new pour-over method.

Source: Specialty coffee industry terminology

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