genitourinary

Definition

Medical term for anything involving both your reproductive and urinary systems, since nature decided to make plumbing and recreation share the same pipes. Doctors use this when they want to sound professional while discussing your most private affairs.

Example Usage

The genitourinary specialist treated patients with both kidney stones and fertility issues.

Source: Merriam-Webster; medical terminology

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