Full as a bed tick

Definition

A delightfully graphic British expression meaning you're absolutely stuffed with food, referencing how engorged ticks become after feeding. It paints a wonderfully unappetizing picture while perfectly capturing that post-feast food coma feeling. Because sometimes "I'm full" just doesn't convey the proper level of regrettable overindulgence.

Example Usage

"Want dessert?" "Mate, I'm full as a bed tick—I couldn't eat another bite."

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