Force Majeure

Definition

A fancy French legal term for "an act of God got us out of this contract," covering everything from earthquakes to pandemics to that one time a ship got stuck in a canal. The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for corporations.

Example Usage

"We invoked the force majeure clause after a squirrel chewed through our server cables, which our lawyers argued was technically an act of nature."

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