Food Porn

Definition

Visually seductive images of food so professionally shot and styled that they trigger an almost inappropriate level of desire. These Instagram-worthy culinary glamour shots make you suddenly ravenous for gourmet burgers at 2 AM despite having just eaten dinner.

Example Usage

I spent twenty minutes scrolling through food porn on Pinterest and now I'm ordering Thai delivery even though I have leftovers in the fridge.

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