enology

Definition

The fancy scientific term for wine studies, because apparently "wine nerd" wasn't prestigious enough for academia. It's the study of everything from grape cultivation to fermentation chemistry, providing the intellectual justification for professional day-drinking. Practitioners get to call themselves enologists instead of sommeliers, which sounds more like a medical degree.

Example Usage

After completing her enology degree, Sarah could finally explain why a wine tastes like 'barnyard' and make it sound like a compliment.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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