Flexible Work Arrangement (FWA)

Definition

A policy that sounds modern and progressive while actually meaning 'you can work from home sometimes as long as we can surveil you differently.'

Example Usage

We offer flexible work arrangements, which means you can work from home Tuesdays and Thursdays, but you'll feel guilty the entire time.

Origin

Emerged in the 1980s, exploded post-2020 pandemic

Fun Fact

Companies offering 'flexible' work arrangements often have more control mechanisms than traditional 9-to-5 offices

Source: Modern Workplace Standards

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