Fixer-Upper

Definition

A home that needs so much work it should come with a hard hat and a therapist instead of keys. HGTV has convinced an entire generation that these are charming weekend projects and not financial sinkholes.

Example Usage

"The listing said fixer-upper. The contractor said teardown. My bank account said goodbye." - A DIY dreamer turned DIY screamer

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