Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder

Definition

A humorous take on OCD for fitness obsessives who compulsively check their Fitbit and constantly set increasingly ridiculous exercise goals. It's what happens when you let wearable tech dictate your entire life.

Example Usage

Sarah checked her Fitbit fifteen times during our lunch break and added a third workout for the day—I'm convinced she has Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder.

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