Edge Computing

Definition

Processing data closer to where it's generated instead of sending it to a faraway data center, because apparently the cloud wasn't edgy enough. It's like moving the kitchen closer to the dining table so your food doesn't get cold.

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"We're implementing edge computing to reduce latency," explained the architect, and everyone nodded as if they understood why a server under a desk in Topeka was the future.

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