ambitexterous

Definition

The art of juggling text conversations on multiple phones simultaneously with different people about completely unrelated topics. It's the modern multitasking skill of divided attention and digital dexterity wrapped into one ridiculous word.

Example Usage

She was so ambitexterous at dinner, texting her boyfriend on one phone and her boss on the other, that she completely ignored everyone at the table.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ambitexterous&defid=4696687)

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