drive by farming

Definition

The absurdist concept of elderly Iowa farmers slowly trespassing on others' land with their tractors to harvest crops that aren't theirs, then making their 'getaway' at a blistering 2 MPH. It's agricultural crime at a pace that makes sloths look hasty.

Example Usage

Grandpa got caught drive by farming again—the police chase lasted four hours and covered nearly a mile.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drive%20by%20farming&defid=22362)

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