Definition

The art and science of determining how much medication to give and how often, requiring calculations that prove medical school prerequisites weren't just hazing. Get it wrong and you're either ineffective or toxic—there's very little middle ground.

Example Usage

We adjusted the dosing based on her kidney function because poisoning patients is generally frowned upon.

Origin

From Greek 'dosis' meaning 'a giving,' via Latin into medical terminology

Fun Fact

Pediatric dosing is especially complex because you can't just give kids mini adult doses—their livers and kidneys work differently, making them tiny complex pharmacological puzzles.

Source: Pharmacology terminology

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