dividend

Definition

That magical quarterly payment when a company actually shares its profits with shareholders instead of hoarding every penny for executive bonuses. In math class, it's the number getting divided; in real life, it's your reward for believing in capitalism. Think of it as the corporate world's version of saying 'thanks for believing in us' with actual money instead of just pizza parties.

Example Usage

After holding the stock for five years, Janet finally received her first dividend check of $47, which almost covered her trading fees.

Source: Common financial terminology

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