distressed

Definition

In finance, assets or companies in serious financial trouble, teetering on the edge of bankruptcy or default—basically the business equivalent of a fire sale. Distressed debt trades at steep discounts because there's a real chance investors will lose everything, attracting vulture funds who specialize in profiting from others' misery. Also describes furniture made to look old on purpose, but that's significantly less financially devastating.

Example Usage

The hedge fund specialized in distressed assets, swooping in to buy failing companies at bargain prices and somehow making it sound noble.

Source: Investment and restructuring terminology

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