Definition

The corporate canyon that opens up when departments stop talking to each other. In organizational dynamics, it's the invisible wall between sales and engineering, marketing and product, or literally any two groups that decided they're enemies for life.

Example Usage

The divide between our legacy systems and new infrastructure is creating massive technical debt.

Source: Common organizational and business terminology

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