diddid

Definition

An acronym for 'damned if I do, damned if I don't'—the ultimate no-win scenario where every choice leads to the same disappointing outcome. Perfect for describing situations where you're screwed either way.

Example Usage

I asked my boss if I could leave early, and he said 'diddid'—if I stay late I miss dinner, if I leave I look uncommitted.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diddid&defid=16872298)

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