depreciate

Definition

To decline in value over time, or to belittle something—the financial equivalent of watching your investment slowly deflate like a sad balloon.

Example Usage

Modern vehicles depreciate most rapidly in their first three years of ownership.

Source: Merriam-Webster via Free Dictionary API

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