Definition

To strategically skip your workplace team lunch (usually citing dietary restrictions, prior plans, or professional laziness) but enthusiastically rejoin the group for post-lunch drinks. A tactic that extracts maximum fun while minimizing commitment.

Example Usage

You guys are going to the pub later? I'll probably dave lunch but definitely see you for drinks.

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