DAGMI

Definition

Crypto-bro battle cry meaning 'Divine Anarchy Gonna Make It,' the hopium-infused mantra chanted when an NFT project's floor price goes up. It's the digital asset equivalent of manifesting abundance, except with more blockchain and fewer vision boards.

Example Usage

The Discord server exploded with DAGMI messages after the collection sold out in under two minutes.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DAGMI&defid=16413675)

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