Beant Kaured

Definition

When someone (typically a spouse) drains your finances while increasing their lifestyle, then leaves you devastated and in debt. It's financial betrayal wrapped in a cautionary tale.

Example Usage

He got completely Beant Kaured by his wife—she spent like crazy and then filed for divorce.

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