cosmetic rehab

Definition

Property improvements limited to aesthetic updates like paint, flooring, and fixtures without addressing structural or mechanical systems. It's the difference between a facelift and actual surgery.

Example Usage

This property needs nothing more than a cosmetic rehab—new paint, refinished floors, and modern light fixtures should add $40k in value.

Origin

House flipping and renovation terminology from the 1990s

Fun Fact

Cosmetic rehabs typically offer the best return on investment for flippers because they're fast, predictable, and don't require opening walls to discover previous owners' creative interpretations of building codes.

Source: Real estate renovation and flipping terminology

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