Cortisol

Definition

A stress hormone that increases muscle breakdown and fat storage—basically your body's way of punishing you for poor sleep, excess stress, and overtraining.

Example Usage

Elevated cortisol from overtraining can actually sabotage your gains.

Origin

Identified in the 1930s, studied extensively in exercise physiology

Fun Fact

Cortisol isn't all bad; you need baseline levels for alertness, but chronically elevated levels are genuinely problematic.

Source: Exercise Physiology and Endocrinology

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overtraining

The paradoxical condition where working out too much actually makes you weaker, proving that more isn't always better—a concept gym bros refuse to accept. This occurs when athletes don't allow adequate recovery time between sessions, leading to decreased performance, persistent fatigue, and increased injury risk. It's your body's way of saying 'I didn't sign up for this torture schedule.'

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