contraband

Definition

Stuff you really shouldn't have but desperately want anyway—the forbidden fruit of commerce. It's either smuggled goods, illegal merchandise, or literally anything a government decided you can't own.

Example Usage

The customs officer discovered contraband electronics hidden in the shipping container, leading to confiscation and a very stern letter.

Source: Legal/trade terminology, Merriam-Webster

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