college readiness

Definition

A nebulous concept measuring whether high school students possess the academic skills, study habits, and emotional maturity to succeed in higher education. Spoiler alert: most colleges define it as 'can pay tuition and fog a mirror.'

Example Usage

The college readiness program promises to prepare students for university coursework, which mostly means teaching them how to write a five-paragraph essay.

Origin

Became prominent in education policy discourse in the 1990s with standards-based reform movements

Fun Fact

Colleges spend approximately $7 billion annually on remedial courses for students deemed 'not college ready' after admission.

Source: Department of Education and college access program terminology

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