Definition

A fancy word for a group of students who suffer through the same program together, forming trauma bonds that last a lifetime. It sounds military because the dropout rate is comparable.

Example Usage

"My cohort started with thirty students and ended with twelve, which the dean called natural selection and we called a cry for help."

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