closet jams

Definition

Songs you absolutely rock out to in private but would lose serious social credibility admitting to in public. They're your guilty pleasure soundtrack that stays behind closed doors.

Example Usage

I've got a whole Ke$ha playlist as closet jams—no way I'm letting my friends know I unironically love that stuff.

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