capitalist

Definition

A person who owns money and loves owning more money, preferably through means that maximize wealth accumulation. The ideological cheerleader for markets and minimal regulation.

Example Usage

The venture capitalist funded the startup with hopes of returning 100x their investment, which is definitely realistic and not at all delusional.

Source: Political/economic terminology, Merriam-Webster

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Advanced

double trigger acceleration

Vesting acceleration that requires two events—typically an acquisition plus termination—before unvested shares become immediately vested. Single trigger's more reasonable younger sibling.

🚀 Startup / VC

Intermediate

ARR

Annual Recurring Revenue -- the amount of subscription money a company expects to collect over a year, assuming nobody cancels, which they will. It's the startup metric most likely to appear in fundraising decks and least likely to match reality.

🚀 Startup / VC

Intermediate

LTV (Lifetime Value)

The total revenue you expect from one customer during their entire relationship with your company—usually wildly overestimated.

🚀 Startup / VC

Intermediate

inside round

A funding round where only existing investors participate, with no new outside investors joining. It's either a vote of confidence from believers or a sign that no one else wanted in.

🚀 Startup / VC

Intermediate

seedbed

A literal plot of dirt prepped for seeds, or metaphorically, any environment ripe for nurturing nascent ideas—like Silicon Valley for startups or your uncle's garage for questionable business ventures. In startup parlance, it's where brilliant innovations and terrible ideas alike take root before anyone can tell which is which. The key difference from an incubator? Seedbeds are cheaper and smell more like actual dirt.

🚀 Startup / VC

Beginner

Runway

The amount of time a startup has before it runs out of money and crashes, much like an actual runway but with more crying. It's measured in months and discussed in board meetings with the same energy as a doctor delivering a terminal diagnosis.

🚀 Startup / VC

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