calculus

Definition

The mathematical study of continuous change and accumulation, weaponized as a college gatekeeper course designed to determine who is 'real' smart versus merely competent at algebra.

Example Usage

He survived calculus by memorizing derivatives, then spent thirty years in accounting using only percentages and spreadsheets.

Source: Merriam-Webster, academic terminology

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