Definition

A cheeky descriptor for someone who is completely bald or sporting a freshly shaved dome, borrowed from that famously follicle-free cartoon character. It's the perfect roast for anyone whose head doubles as a solar reflector.

Example Usage

After Dave finally accepted his hair loss, he went full caillou and hasn't looked back—literally, his reflection is blinding.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=caillou&defid=18739136)

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