Breach

Intermediate ⚖️ Legal

Definition

When someone breaks a contract and everyone pretends to be shocked, even though the contract was 200 pages long and written in a font size that would make an ant squint. The legal equivalent of saying "you promised!"

Example Usage

"They committed a material breach of contract by delivering 10,000 rubber ducks instead of 10,000 rubber gaskets, which honestly made the warehouse more fun."

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