Bloat

Definition

Excessive headcount, redundant processes, or bureaucratic fat that makes an organization slower than a three-toed sloth on sedatives. Usually discovered right after hiring sprees.

Example Usage

Our org chart has so much bloat that it takes three approvals just to change the coffee filter.

Origin

General business terminology, computing origins

Fun Fact

Most organizations discover bloat right before announcing layoffs, never before.

Source: Common corporate terminology

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wrongdoing

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